SLOWLY GETTING OVER THIS STUPID AS FUCK PHOBIA.

I CAN PICK UP TORCHED-UP STICK WITHOUT FREAKING OUT.

AP: 1S 1T YOUR W31N3R
CM: NO.
CM: NO MY DICK IS FINE.
AP: 1 W4S JOK1NG 1TS NOT R34LLY TH4T B4D
AP: 1TS 4 P3RF3CTLY GOOD W31N3R
CM: THANK YOU FOR BOOSTING MY DICK'S SELF ESTEEM.
CM: IT WAS FEELING QUITE LOW LATELY.
AP: 1 L1V3 TO 41D YOUR D1CK 1N
AP: K33P1NG 1TS H34D UP
AP: >;]

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